Boundary Waters Canoe Area Bears That Portage Was Just Right T-Shirt
π Size guide & fit β Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
π§΅ Fabric & fit β Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ΒΊC/86ΒΊF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors Β· Do not use bleach Β· Do not iron Β· Do not dry clean Β· Do not tumble dry
"THAT PORTAGE WAS JUST RIGHT!" SAID GOLDILOCKS. This humorous design features cartoon bears alongside Goldilocks, capturing a lighthearted moment inspired by the classic tale. The colors include black, brown, blue, green, orange, and pink, creating a playful aesthetic that brings the scene to life. This shirt speaks to outdoor enthusiasts who enjoy a good joke about their adventures in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area, especially those who love to canoe and appreciate storytelling. Itβs a delightful addition to any casual gathering with friends or family where laughter is essential, making it a fun conversation starter.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles β unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- Sβ5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment β see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order β nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What is the story behind the printed text?
The text references Goldilocks' classic tale, humorously suggesting she had a perfect portaging experience with the bears, adding a whimsical twist.
How colorful is the design?
The shirt features a vibrant mix of colors like blue, green, orange, pink, and various shades for the bears, making it visually appealing and fun.
What type of humor does this design convey?
The design blends literary humor with a playful cartoon style, appealing to those who enjoy light-hearted jokes about outdoor adventures.
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